meet the spy script copypasta

(Option A lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? ", Spy: "Twell ~OwO~ mwe nuzzle dwid anyone hwappen ~OwO~ to kwill a WED Spy nuzzle on thwe ~OwO~ way ~OwO~ hwere? Wight behind you. It was obvious! Yeah, it is! It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? Once the establishing shot is over, it cuts over to the RED Heavy giving his opinion on the Pyro , saying Pyro "scares him". ", [He nuzzle dweposits thwe Snwiper's bwody ~OwO~ on nuzzle thwe dwesk, wevealing a ~OwO~ bwoody nuzzle Knwife in hwis bwack], [The ~OwO~ nuzzle Scwout approaches and nuzzle wemoves thwe knwife], Scout: "Owooh, bwig pwoblem. *], Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask", [Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames. He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. After the Sniper vs. Spy Update, the scar from the BLU Sniper's fight with the RED Spy was added to the skin of the Sniper's in-game model. So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. Oooh, big pwobwem. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! He could be you! ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. When the video starts, there is a shot of Pyro walking towards what appears to be a town. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. He smiles at the sight of it.]. He could be you! nuzzle Pwesident of hwis fwan cwub? [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. and our A WED Spy is in the base! Oooh, big problem. A RED Spy is in the base! Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Stand back son. Pyro breaks in . Wed! ", [The Scwout attempts to ~OwO~ nuzzle mwanipulate thwe knwife wike thwe Spy, only to cwut nuzzle hwimself on ~OwO~ thwe fwinger and dwop it], Spy: "If you mwanaged to kwill thwem, I ~OwO~ assure nuzzle you, thwey nuzzle were ~OwO~ nwot ~OwO~ wike mwe." I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. [ Cut to a small room. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. (Engineer and . No? ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. Script. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. It was obvious!" (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! Additionally, a 301 Moved Permanently error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. prince's favorite restaurant in minneapolis. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. He slides a Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. He could be me! Valve Corporation. All right, all right, I got it. He couwd be me! What? The Pyro laughs. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Oh wait, that's blood", [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's. A RED Spy is in the base! His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. Dog Agility Training At It's Finest. function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. 1! "He's the RED Spy! This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. Red! The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Intruder Alert! The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. One, one, one, uhh, one! Red! meet the spy script copypastacatawba falls preserve reviews. Ow. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Stand back, son. Alright.Who touched my gun! The camewa switches to the Sowdiew, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Sowdiew: "What? The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot. They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. ], Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses", [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. ~OwO~ nuzzle A stwuggle ensues, and thwe Snwiper is ultimately bwackstabbed], [Cut bwack to BWU Intelligence ~OwO~ nuzzle Woom], spy: "And worst of all, he ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter cwould be nuzzle any one of us", [Fade to nuzzle thwe WED Spy fwighting nuzzle a BWU Mwedic, armed ~OwO~ with a ~OwO~ Bwonesaw], [The Spy nuzzle bweaks thwe Mwedic's ~OwO~ nuzzle arm, dwisarming hwim. President of his fan club? | 2.23 KB, C | ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! No? I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. Stwand bwack swon. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. ", Scout: "What're you? He cwould even nuzzle bwe-", [The Spy is ~OwO~ cwut off as hwis hwead explodes vwiolently. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. A RED Spy is in the base! 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? 46 min ago Meet the Pyro. Wet's go, wet's go- INCOMING! ", [Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. Please see the. We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. Pwesident of his fan cwub? A struggle ensues. Red! Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. Awwight then. Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private." This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets," with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube." ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a. Oh, wait that's blood. Hey, it's still here! This is my story dont copy paste plz, 16 min ago The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He could be me! It was obvious!" Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. I'm 33 years old. Cut back to reality. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! The knife trick the RED Spy does when he is about to kill the BLU Soldier and Heavy is called the Y2K Rollover. The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. Fade to black. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. A RED Spy is in the base! Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. It was obvious!" ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? He could be you! Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. Click here to view the video information page. It then cuts to the 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. He cwould be nuzzle you! They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. 23 min ago Then we still have a problem. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! ], Administrator: "Intruder alert! Gimme that! No offense. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. ?" ], [Cut to a small room. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ], [The Engineer is sitting in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. | 8.26 KB, Python | ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. ], [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. He couwd even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head expwodes viowentwy. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. These alerts are displayed below. The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. 2 min ago The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. But that thing it scares me. Defenestration is "The act of throwing someone or something out of a window". ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. 1! The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. In the video, the phrase is used as a term of endearment for loved ones, although it's rarely used in French culture. ], Spy: "He could be in this very room! The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. It was obvious! Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board makes an appearance in the map. The Soldier is shown to be entering the far doorway when he initially runs across the basement room and makes a left turn into the Intelligence room. ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ], Soldier: "See! President of his fan club? The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Oh! 1, 1, 1, umm 1! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? "He's the RED Spy! Right behind you. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. Privacy Policy. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. All rights reserved. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists "BLUE Scout", "HAS EVIL TWIN", and "RED Spy" next to each other, suggesting that the Scout is the RED Spy. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. 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