A seemingly sweet old woman who is, in fact, the most evil demon known to the Shaman; she has a five star rating in Spotlight for Demons. Well, you cannot make milk into cheese! Sounded exactly like the wind. Oh cheese. What goes around, comes around. It doesn't work. Howard Moon: I'm not interested in your stupid dreams. Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives? Howard Moon: Keep back. Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? Howard Moon: Give him some Chekov. You just killed the wrong geezer! Wibble . Nanageddon. There were loads of them on the front. It's all part of the ritual. Why didnt you tell me? Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits. Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Vince Noir: What, you think it stays that length naturally? Rudi: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. Arms in short, then with the claw! "A miracle! Howard Moon: What? Howard: What's all that about, I didn't know anything about that. Soup, soup a spicey. I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! I'm a Cockney b*tch. I was having problems coping with the stardom. Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Fossil: [Doing impression of Howard] "Oh, I'm Howard Moon, I know how to read, I know all the animals names at the zoo" [Rubs Nipple] Yeah the pandas. The most powerful hairspray known to man. The Mighty Boosh. Ill be off my tits on happiness., Vince: Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho., Vince: Youre in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare., Howard: Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Desolation of the soul. Vince: This is the best job in the zoo: Millet distribution. And keep him at bay with your jab alright? Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. Vince Noir: I'm little Johnny Frostbite, moving around / Freezing you up, freezing you down / Like an icicle / Coming in your tent in the pink light, scissorbite/, Howard Moon: Call me Tundra Boy / Cause I move like an arctic, Howard Moon: When the blizzard strikes / I disappear like a pipe dream. Naboo: Oh and Howard, I don't care what you do on your own time, don't advertise it on the front of the shop. What do you want to lay down? Come with us now, on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh! The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! The Moon: When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. Charlie. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets, and spanners. Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. director of photography Film Editing by Alan Levy Production Design by Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? NO! Having broken out of the Zoo-niverse, vain jazzman Howard and 1960s throwback Vince are free to embark on new adventures. It was too hot in L.A and he melted, like a pink b*tch. He is his own man! Vince Noir: [bleeped] F*** the animals! It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a shark with knees! In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners What have you got? Youve only been in the band since 10:30 this morning!, My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones., I dont accessorise. Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/occult. One for feathering. Piper Twins: Oh yea! You're in this band as well! Old Gregg is a British television comedy character created and performed by writer and comedian Noel Fielding. Despite his lack of a torso or limbs, he allegedly has a gift for strategy. 75 of Billy Connollys best jokes, one-liners and quips Like what, "Have you seen my light blue trousers? It was Chiko. Vince Noir: I've got it all in here. Im Howard Moon. Soup! We are alone now. Rudy Van Disarzio: My wife was like all women: strange and evil! Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. It was air-tight in there. Bob Fossil: You know, the black-eyed Chinese people that eat sticks. Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Naboo: Either that or I'll work in Dixon's, I haven't decided. Spider Dijon: Then why did she come home from work one day, huh, to find you with your guitar? Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. August 9, 2005. But I dont feel offended, Amanda Abbington is too good for outdated comedy The Family Pile, Maternal could be the British Grey's Anatomy, How Ineos CEO Jim Ratcliffe made his money and if he could buy Man Utd, This week has shown Rishi Sunak is either an idiot or a coward, Do not sell or share my personal information. 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners Howard Moon: [wincing, sobs pathetically] Don't kill me! And separately, they are both brilliant as well. I'm gonna get a sombrero as well. [he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. Bob Fossil: Technically, you're not a Peeping Tom if it's one of your relatives. [Naboo starts dancing with the Yetis]. The idea is you play, and then you scram; but oh, no, you wouldn't listen, would you? Its 20 years since surreal musical comedy act The Mighty Boosh first formed and 15 since its creators Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding had their eccentric, irreverent TV show of the same name commissioned by the BBC. "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! In an attempt to impress two goth girls (Robots in Disguise), Vince and Howard stage a seance in their front room. My hat's on fire! Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. Contains some strong language. Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo. I behaved like a t*t. I was having problems coping with stardom. And while I stood there I saw more than I can tell, and I understood more than I saw; for I was seeing in a sacred manner the shapes of things in the spirit, and the shape of all shapes as they must live together like one being. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. [the eight-year-old]. Jupiter, I did a song! [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]. Howard Moon: So? Legendary fish. Vince: Just punch the big mouse. Chokus-Pocus! I'm really really looking forward to working with you and just working and being with you and things. Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun? 25 hilarious dad jokes youve probably never heard before You know, never take the tundra lightly. 1 Nanageddon Lyrics Blood on the walls, of London Town Satan's evil in a nylon gown Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming. Required fields are marked *. It burns! Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. Please let us go faster.". "The Mighty Boosh Quotes." If a wolf approaches, you simply punch it on the nose. With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. Rudy: The balls test! Can he get out? Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. It hurts. And we'll only be making it right We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Can you do fog? And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. Summary: In an attempt to impress two goth girls, the boys stage a seance in their front room. at any suggestion he does not agree with. Belt, school boy, Rambo, The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Howard: What? The moon big inside a tube! The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. Lucien: You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full. Kodiak Jack: Book! [the Pong game beeps off-screen in response]. All a bit too busy. Vince: Howard?..Howard?Howard?Howard?..Howard?..Howard..Howard..Howard..HowardHoward?..Howard. Bizarrap & Shakira - Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. They munched him down like an old Twix. Howard Moon: Oh, yeah when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe. Fossil: [Rubs nipple] What do you know about Tommy, Tommy's dead. Miso! Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. I'll be uploading lots more behind the scene clips, bloopers, outtakes and deleted scenes so comment, like and subscribe for more! Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. Vince Noir: Giving him something to read. Vince Noir: I knew you'd say that. Howard Moon: The mixture. I'm shitfaced! Tony Harrison: How dare you. The Hitcher : Aagh. Spider Dijon: This is all like Woodstock all over again. What's your point? Don't mess with the occult. The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". "Howard Moon"-colon- "Explorer." You witness some soil? Block it out. Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. All is lost. Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Rudy Van Disarzio: Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar? The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! You're supposed to be a zookeeper. It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? Howard Moon: We're in trouble. Saboo then tracked down Nanatoo, along with Howard and Vince, at the bingo hall. Its fine. I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice Howard Moon: What do you think this is I've got going on here? Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. The Hitcher: [singing] Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob, have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea! Thug #1: I like your hat, man. Charlie is genius, right, he's made of a million pieces of old bubblegum. . Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? The Hitcher: I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed ya! I like that book. Elanor: We're too old to be playing these games! Vince: I am getting it but am I really getting it? Like um, like a garage. 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland from Scotland. Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! Noel Fielding has been known to refer to the boy as his nephew but, they are not biologically related. A concept is formulating! Howard: You hate jazz? Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man. And if you only hold me tight! It's kill or be killed. To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. Vince: "Colon explorer"? He's a renowned ram-raider. Theres a simple truth to me., Vince Noir: I havent got anything inside, Im like a beach ball., The Hitcher: Aagh! Howard: I don't need a funny little hair-do for that. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! Yorkshire is a state of mind., Howard: Where did you get those sunglasses from? The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP! Howard Moon: Er, no. Yeah, the pandas. Howard: Yeah or else? Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! Ive got so much to give!, Vince Noir: Goth Juice The most powerful hairspray known to man. Howard. So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. by Fleamoza June 17, 2006 Get the mighty boosh mug. Frequently Tony shouts, "This is an outrage!" "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? Howard Moon: HA-HA! Prepare to die, you prancing tit! Some say he's half man, half fish. Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. Get involved. [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]. Working out to hot be-bop. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. The Mighty Boosh Stagione 0 Episodio 28 serie streaming ita The Mighty Boosh Stagione 0 Episodio 28 altadefinizione sub italiano The song Nanageddon from Episod. The Spirit of Jazz: I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten! "Nanageddon" performed by Vince and Howard when they are running away from the Nanas. Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. See this pouch? It isn't small, it's the big one! Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! North Pole Native: That is an interesting story, but now we must eat. Nanageddon. Vince Noir: [referring to Nanatoo] I was getting quite a good vibe off her, actually. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. I am a summer soup. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Saboo: Are you insane? You've never even been to the crunch. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . 100 of the best clean jokes and one-liners You blind? Howard: [Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Vince Noir: [to Mr. Hopkins] Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg? Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. I come fully equipped with a papoose. Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? Vince Noir: [digging in a small paper bag] Do you want something to eat? Saboo considered Tony Harrison useless ("You know nothing of the crunch! "The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 Quotes." Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. [Hands Vince a play by Chekov. Which The Mighty Boosh Character Are You? Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. Suck on that sub section. You're a French duke if I ever saw one. Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? Stopped him pressing accelerator. Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness. 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Look! 25 of Peter Kays most ingenious jokes and one-liners Tony Harrison: I know, but I didn't need to go then! All rights reserved. When we made love, it was for sixty minutes and sometimes, one hundred and eighty! Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Right? No way. I'm gonna call it Howard's Note. Dixon Bainbridge: Well just do what we did the last time. Bob Fossil: I have a problem. The Hitcher: [to Howard Moon] You oughta be careful boy - there's alotta weirdos around 'ere, lotta nasty people [leers] lotta nutters. NO? There's a simple truth to me. It burns! Rudy Van Disarzio: I have had enough of this talk now. Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? Most men would have taken the Pipe, not given it back. Rudy: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. In the summer of 1976 on the way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt on the pavement. This is the glam rock ski suit, Come on, Howard. It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie. Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! 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